not enough tick hate on this website. everyone hates wasps or spiders but I rarely see issue with tiny undetectable blood sucking demons who hang out in beautiful plant-filled places and spread deadly disease with a single bite. wasps might punch you in the face occasionally but ticks will steal your lunch money and total your car and poison your food and use all the hot water and as the planet warms up these little devil suckpods are hitching rides anywhere their horrible little feet can plop themselves down and camp out for the next victim of their terrible curses.
My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”
It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.
3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.
A mysterious Three Caballeros show has appeared on the DisneyLife app (I think it’s the Asian equivalent of DisneyNow.) It’s called “The Legend of the Three Caballeros” and it has 13 episodes running for 22 mins each.
I can’t find this show anywhere else except the app and the app is too expensive for me. If anyone knows more about this mysterious show, please tell! (And maybe post the episodes up online)
There’s absolutely no information of it online but HERE ARE SOME EPISODES AND THEIR THUMBNAILS
I’m a gay homosexual male man but as soon as I saw Cate Blanchett start turning those looks in Ocean’s 8 I could feel the powerful psychic energies of thousands of my lesbian and bisexual sisters collectively swooning at the sight and honestly I’m so happy for y’all you drink in that raw sapphic beauty this weekend you deserve it.
“Hi fellow white people. Are you having a sad, because that family ‘s enjoying a picnic in the park, while being black? Did that customer in front of you just speak a language that makes you irrationally angry?
The little pumpkin family that appear in two brief scenes in Halloweentown are my absolute favorite. 🎃 Had to go through the movie again and grab screenshots because they are so cute.
